You might be a Dubber if…
- Low fluids don’t concern you, but those door dings.
- You convince your significant other, with little persuasion, to sell their car for another VW.
- Removal of the ashtray is the only way to make your cup holders useful. (mk3)
- You make “the rules of your car” very clear when people are getting into your car.
- You hate riding girls in your car cause they have no regard for your interior.
- You’re amused at buying, from an Arabian man, a new thermostat, made in Israel, for a car that owes its existence to Hitler.
- You can fill your tank from empty with $17 and still have 3 for the lotto.
- Your next “new” car will be ~15 years old, give or take a few years.
- You think 13” wheels are cool.
- You refer to any MKV, Phaeton, Touraeg or even MKIV owner as novices
- You rev your engine at red lights…Not to race, but to keep the oil light off.
- Every time you see a modded VW pass by, you almost rearend the person in front of you.
- Your idea of a date is to go to your local VW dealer to look around the lot.
- You’ve considered selling a kidney to pay for a coilover kit.
- You decorate your Christmas tree with broken window regulators. ( I need a new one.)
- Only you know how to adjust your seats.
- Only you know how to only open up the car doors of your VW.
- You are the only one allowed to drive your VW.
- You have more than 1 VW because you like them that much and just in case one doesn’t start, you can try another one.
- You think its the coolest thing when you see another vw on the road.
- You park next to the other vw at the end of the parking lot.
- You’d rather listen to the engine than the radio.
- You might be an old school ‘dubber if you’ll actually put $10,000 into a car you paid $500 for.
- You might be a (Cabby) ‘dubber if you wait until the rain is leaving welts on your body before you’ll actually pull over to put the top up.
- You might be a (Cabby) ‘dubber if you feel embarrassed and ashamed to be caught driving with your top up by a fellow Cabby driver.
- Every passenger you’ve ever had comments on your door chime (Euro Police!)
- You ignore the VR6 and 1.8T jettas, but drool over a rusted out rabbit diesel.
- Lecksea. Bits and pieces from the vortex.
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