Carson Underwood

Small guide to dating with facebook. 

Step 1: Setup Date

Step 2:Post status about going on date in hopes your X is stalking

Step 3: Take Date to cliche restaurant and “check in” via FB, X is stalking

Step 4: Go to bathroom and status update how great dinner is going

Step 5: Have photo taken with date, FB needs proof

Step 6: Have awkward conversation while…

Step 7: Express how great of a time you had and we should it again

Step 8: Send text as soon as home about another date, they say yes!

Step 9: Send relationship request, wait patiently for FB official status

Step 10: Within the week tell the entire world how madly in love you are. 

Once you’ve completed these steps you will then repeat the process and within a month you’ll be single, enjoy.