Akina to Arizona; Darth Stoops Strikes Again

Bob Stoops
It has been a busy offseason of screwing with the Texas Longhorns for college football overlord and Oklahoma Sooners head coach Bob “Darth” Stoops.

Weeks after orchestrating Will Muschamp’s departure from the 40 Acres for Florida with unwitting dupe Jeremy Foley, the devious puppetmaster obviously convinced brother Mike to filch Texas secondary coach and stud recruiter Duane Akina.

Knows no bounds does Darth Stoops’ devious treachery.

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